An AU where all the batkids are moonlighting as vigilantes behind Bruce's back. Poor man thinks he actua...show more
Bruce believes none of his kids followed h...show more
Dick Grayson begins His vigilante career!
Bruce tries to help fund the kids' careers.
Bruce has horrible empty nest syndrome
Dick enlists Jason into moonlighting as a ...show more
Red Hood joins the gang.
At least this one wears pants.
The children have unionized.
Bruce gave both Jason and Hood The Talk.
The Robins nearly get caught
Barbara Gordan joins the crew
Jason does not go to Ethiopia!
Tim Drake: 1Batman: 0
Batman reveals his identity to the Robins.
Tim has officially joined the Robins!
Christmas with the kids.
Belated Christmas with with Robins.
The Robins have to come up with many excus...show more
Someone's patrol got... spoiled.
Batman wants to know why Spoiler is doing ...show more
How the batkids managed to convince Bruce ...show more
Bruce is a dad. Calls Tim every time in th...show more
The kids discuss Bruce's deductive failure...show more
Talia's patented growth serum. Lazarus Pit...show more
Jason's having a great time at "college"
Jason finds out Bruce and Talia had a kid.
Some things never change.
Robin decides to change his name.
Bruce sees Jason after his years abroad
Bruce refuses to be unable to lift any of ...show more
Dick gets Damian in on the family secret
Damian makes his debut.
Black Bat is on the scene!
Bruce's photo album of his various kids
Bruce asks if the Robins will reveal their...show more
Bruce has some bonding time with his vigil...show more
Damian got the flu. Their excuses have not...show more
Tim accidentally calls Bruce "dad".
Cass has different names for Bruce and Bat...show more
Suffice to say, Aunt Kate is a little more...show more
Bruce loves to gush about his children to ...show more
Duke has arrived.
The Robins decide where their new head qua...show more
Duke questions some things.
Birthdays are hard when you don't know hal...show more
Bruce can't remember who is or isn't adopt...show more
Bruce makes some... incorrect assumptions.
Sometimes a secret identity doesn't help
Bruce assures his civilian children he lov...show more
Bruce shows off his kids to his cousin.
Jason decides to mess with Dick.
The Robins place bets on how Bruce will fi...show more
The Robins pull a prank on Bruce.
The Robins ranked on how well they hide th...show more
In Bruce's defense, some of his children h...show more
Duke faces the issues that come with being...show more
Their excuses now have a price tag.
Even Gordon knows.
Another tactic the Robins use to throw Bru...show more
Dick accidentally brings his phone on patr...show more
Steph and Jason complain about billionaire...show more
Superman laments over how difficult it is ...show more